Access 911: Your Lifeline for Microsoft Access Emergencies

Access 911: Your Lifeline for Microsoft Access Emergencies

In the world of business, time is money. And when a critical issue with your Microsoft Access application grinds your operations to a halt, every passing second can feel like a fistful of dollars flying out the window.

Your in-house experts have tried everything they can think of, but the problem persists. The clock is ticking, the pressure is building, and it feels like you're out of options. But don't despair. Help is at hand.

Welcome to Access 911, your emergency lifeline for urgent, time-sensitive Microsoft Access issues.

Your Problem, Our Priority

Access 911 is a custom service designed for those mission-critical moments when an elusive bug in your Access application threatens your bottom line. We understand that your problem isn't just expensive—it's urgent. And that's why we're here to help.

No-Risk Emergency Troubleshooting

When you choose Access 911, you're choosing a no-risk solution to your Access emergency. Here's how it works:

  • Schedule a 2-hour call: Using our Calendly link, you schedule a dedicated troubleshooting session that will last up to two hours. This service comes at an upfront cost of $1,000.
  • Mike gets to work: You get personal attention from Microsoft Access MVP, Mike Wolfe, and his extensive background in Access, VBA, and SQL Server.

Then, one of three outcomes will occur:

We fix the problem: Your operations are back on track.  The peasants rejoice.  Everyone leaves happy.

We can't fix the problem: This is where our no-risk promise shines. If we can't find a solution, we refund your $1,000 in full. Yes, that's right. You pay absolutely nothing if we can't resolve your issue.

We identify the problem but need more time: If we can't provide a fix within the hour, but we've identified the issue and can estimate the time required for resolution, we'll give you the details. If you accept our estimate, we'll get started on the fix at a rate of $200 per hour. Your original $1,000 payment becomes a deposit against this work.

In other words, if it takes us an additional two hours to fix the problem, we refund you $200. Should it take us more than five hours in total, we invoice you for the additional time.

No-Risk, High-Reward

When faced with an expensive, time-sensitive problem, Access 911 is a lifeline you can't afford to ignore. With our service, you're not just buying a potential solution—you're buying peace of mind.

You get the expertise of a Microsoft Access MVP and the confidence of a no-risk, high-reward solution. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

So why wait? When disaster strikes, turn to Access 911. We'll get your business back on track in no time.

Access 911: Your business is our business.

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All original code samples by Mike Wolfe are licensed under CC BY 4.0